During this time of crisis- we see ourselves as front line first responders and want to do our part to STOP the spread of ALL disease!
We ONLY do it for super special people (see fine print below)
There are a couple of “strings” attached (again… fine print)
Short answer (no fine print) - we’ve found when we do super cool things for our ideal prospects we tend to grow our business fast and that makes us happy :)
What’s the catch? Thought you would never ask- let’s get right to the “fine print”
Official "Fine Print"
We can ONLY accept (5) of these/ mo- we may be dumb, but we’re not stupid!
We tend to pick those who we think would be our IDEAL prospects, so the more completely you answer the questions, the more opportunity we have to pick you!
Three Things you gotta do to earn your free cleaning/ hundred bucks
Make a 20-60 second video giving us honest feedback on how we did that we may burn in effigy or share with the world
Give us the opportunity to bid your recurring janitorial services. No obligation to buy a dang thing- just give us a shot at making your life super amazing!
If we kick massive butt and you are blindingly happy (you will be)- throw us a good review on Google
Once everything is done, we bring you a crisp $100 bill in CASH- we won’t even tell your husband/ wife/ dog about it!!
Sound good? Give us a couple details about your business and what we can do to make you happy and we will see if you are one of the lucky five this month…
